Ok, I have nothing better to do.......so:

Peter Jackson needs a haircut. He also needs a shave. He needs to buy smaller glasses, or else i'll put him to his grave.

I heard he was acting as King Kong, but I don't really know, I was probably smoking a bong.

When he walks past you, be sure to poke him in the gut, and start yelling out pop'n fresh.

Yay, I like sandwiches.

-Sketchy

Note: I have nothing against Pete, nor do I care what he looks like, I was just bored, mkay? Oh, and I don't smoke Bongs.